Various things from the fingertips of Fambure
  • darli: is there like a technical term for making fart noises with your armpit
  • Fambure: "limb crease raspberry" I dunno.
  • Fambure: Sounds like a horrible flavor of something.
thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. This applies to ALL 50 statesPLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE…. Half assed source: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/crime/a/Dial-112-Cell-Phone-Emergency.htm “112 may work in some cases but is NOT a reliable U.S. emergency number These messages claim that dialing 112 on a cell phone will connect the caller to state or local police “in all 50 states.” This is NOT true. Whether you’re calling from a landline or a cell phone, 911 is still the only universal emergency number throughout the U.S. Mobile calls from within the U.S. to 112, which is the standard emergency phone number in Europe, may — I repeat, may — be automatically redirected to local emergency services depending on one’s service provider and the type of device used (e.g., a cell phone using GSM technology). But don’t depend on it. Dialing 911 is still your safest bet in a real emergency. Why play Russian Roulette with your life?” Please research shit like this before rebloging, lovely peoples.

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Half assed source: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/crime/a/Dial-112-Cell-Phone-Emergency.htm

“112 may work in some cases but is NOT a reliable U.S. emergency number

These messages claim that dialing 112 on a cell phone will connect the caller to state or local police “in all 50 states.” This is NOT true. Whether you’re calling from a landline or a cell phone, 911 is still the only universal emergency number throughout the U.S.

Mobile calls from within the U.S. to 112, which is the standard emergency phone number in Europe, may — I repeat, may — be automatically redirected to local emergency services depending on one’s service provider and the type of device used (e.g., a cell phone using GSM technology). But don’t depend on it. Dialing 911 is still your safest bet in a real emergency.

Why play Russian Roulette with your life?”


Please research shit like this before rebloging, lovely peoples.

(via asscian)

mopinks:

still the greatest thing I have ever seen in a video game

Fambure {DsX}:  Fucking, how much cartridge space did this fucking musical numbers take?
Fambure {DsX}: This is ridiculous, I forgot about this.
Old Sport: what the fuck even
Old Sport: i cant watch this i cant do this
Old Sport: you dont pay me for this
Fambure {DsX}: Even now, looking back at this game, with all of my Japaneaboo knowledge, I still don’t understand half of this.
Fambure {DsX}: Like, the game was written and made as a parody of something, and then it was localized and made even sillier, and the thing the original was parodying seems to somehow not actually exist.
Fambure {DsX}: So its this super a-meta…. thing.
Old Sport: fam
Old Sport: you dont pay me for this shit
Fambure {DsX}: Its a weird fucking game, and was probably the taste-equivalent to being touched in the no-no parts by a camp counseler.
Fambure {DsX}: This game fucked me over.
Old Sport: are you gonna recover
Old Sport: i can recommend a therapist


WUBWUBFAP

spacu:

PEOPLE THAT DOn’T FUCKING SOURCE ART
image